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A movie-spoof of The Emperor's New Groove.

Cast:Edit

  • Kuzco - Popeye the Sailor (Popeye the Sailor)
    • Kuzco (llama form) - Larry the Cucumber (VeggieTales; original design only)
  • Pacha - Eric (The Little Mermaid)
  • Yzma - Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
    • Yzma (cat form) - Miss Bianca (The Rescuers)
  • Kronk - Wolf W. Wolf (Hoodwinked)
  • Chicha - Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
  • Chaca - Rebecca (101 Dalmatians: The Series)
  • Tipo - Gregor (101 Dalmatians: The Series)
  • Rudy - Yoda (Star Wars)
  • 1st Guard - Gaston Legume (Beauty and the Beast)
  • 3rd Guard - Goon #1 (Sleeping Beauty)
  • Bouncing Owner - Mole (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
  • Yupi - Berlioz (The Aristocats)

Trailer Transcript:Edit

  • Popeye the Sailor: Ha! Boo-ya!
  • Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, a selfish sailor rule.
  • Popeye: Oh ya.
  • Narrator: He had everything you wanted.
  • Popeye: I'm so happy.
  • Madame Medusa: Tell me about it.
  • Narrator: She wanted everything you had.
  • Medusa: I'll just poison him with this!
  • Popeye: Hey, Wolf, can you top me off, pal and be a friend?
  • Medusa: A cucumber?
  • Larry the Cucumber: Where?
  • Misty: [bleat!]
  • Larry: Agh!
  • Wolf W. Wolf: Ya, weird.
  • Narrator: Now, what he really needs...
  • Eric: Don't worry, Mr. Cucumber. Yee-ow!
  • Narrator: Is a friend.
  • Eric: Where did you come from, little guy?
  • Larry: No touchy.
  • Narrator: From Walt Disney.
  • Medusa: Ask him which way the talking cucumber went!
  • Wolf: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
  • Bucky the Squirrel: (talks gibberish)
  • Wolf: Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
  • Narrator: It's an epic story of courage...
  • Larry: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
  • Eric: Yep.
  • Larry: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
  • Eric: Most likely.
  • Larry: Bring it on. Boo-yaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahaha!
  • Narrator: Loyalty...
  • Eric: You're just gonna have to trust me!
  • Narrator: And friendship.
  • Larry: Woo-hoo, ya!
  • Eric: You just saved my life.
  • Larry: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
  • Narrator: This summer.
  • Wolf: Medusa?
  • Medusa: What?
  • Wolf: Agh!
  • Narrator: Get ready...
  • Medusa: Pull the lever, Wolf! Wrong lever!
  • Narrator: For an all-new breath of adventure.
  • Medusa: Get them!
  • Eric: [gasp!]
  • Cow Guard: Hey, I was turned into a cow. Can I go home?
  • Medusa: You're excused.
  • Larry: I can't believe this is happening!
  • Medusa: Then I bet you weren't expecting this!
  • Eric: No!
  • Larry: Agh!
  • Medusa: Aha!
  • Larry: [sigh] Oh, okay.
  • Narrator: The Sailor's New Groove, a comedy about learning the stand...
  • Eric: So, you're tired of being a cucumber?
  • Larry: Ye-he-he-he-hes!
  • Narrator: On your own lack of feet.
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