A movie-spoof of The Emperor's New Groove.
Cast:[]
- Kuzco - Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
- Kuzco (llama form) - Sheldon (Finding Nemo)
- Pacha - Olivia Flaversham (The Great Mouse Detective)
- Yzma - Prince John (Robin Hood)
- Yzma (cat form) - Young Lambert (Lambert the Sheepish Lion)
- Kronk - Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective)
- Chicha - Norman Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
- Chaca - Cody Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
- Tipo - Audrey Frierson (The Great Mouse Detective)
- Rudy - Flounder (The Little Mermaid)
Trailer Transcript:[]
- Ariel: Ha! Boo-ya!
- Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, a selfish queen mermaid rule.
- Ariel: Oh ya.
- Narrator: She had everything you wanted.
- Ariel: I'm so happy.
- Prince John: Tell me about it.
- Narrator: He wanted everything you had.
- Prince John: I'll just poison her with this!
- Ariel: Hey, Basil, can you top me off, pal and be a friend?
- Prince John: A seahorse?
- Sheldon: Where?
- Pet Seahorse: [neigh!]
- Sheldon: Agh!
- Basil of Baker Street: Ya, weird.
- Narrator: Now, what he really needs...
- Olivia Flaversham: Don't worry, Sheldon. Yee-ow!
- Narrator: Is a friend.
- Olivia: Where'd you come from, little guy?
- Sheldon: No touchy.
- Narrator: From Walt Disney.
- Prince John: Ask him which way the talking seahorse went!
- Basil: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
- Bucky the Squirrel: (talks gibberish)
- Basil: Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
- Narrator: It's an epic story of courage...
- Sheldon: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
- Olivia: Yep.
- Sheldon: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
- Olivia: Most likely.
- Sheldon: Bring it on. Boo-yaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahaha!
- Narrator: Loyalty...
- Olivia: You're just gonna have to trust me!
- Narrator: And friendship.
- Sheldon: Woo-hoo, ya!
- Olivia: You just saved my life.
- Sheldon: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Narrator: This summer.
- Basil: Prince John?
- Prince John: What?
- Basil: Agh!
- Narrator: Get ready...
- Prince John: Push the button, Basil! Wrong lever!
- Narrator: For an all-new breath of adventure.
- Prince John: Get them!
- Olivia: [gasp!]
- Cow Guard: Hey, I was turned into a cow. Can I go home?
- Prince John: You're excused.
- Sheldon: I can't believe this is happening!
- Prince John: Then I bet you weren't expecting this!
- Olivia: No!
- Sheldon: Agh!
- Prince John: Aha!
- Sheldon: [sigh] Oh, okay.
- Narrator: The Queen's New Groove, a comedy about learning the stand...
- Olivia: So, you're tired of being a seahorse?
- Sheldon: Ye-he-he-he-hes!
- Narrator: On your own tail.