This parody is based on I wanna be like other guys. Stating how the guardians Lu, Scott, Butch, Duke, Dawn, Andy, and Barry all want to be free to do the old things they did before they became guardians.
Lyrics:
I wanna be like other guys
Cry when I plea like other guys can
Just to be me like other guys...
Get to be!
To fart when I sit
To spit on my shoes
Feel the dirt on my toes
Get crazy, act nutty
Say anything I want to say
Twirl about without T-shirts
Prank neighbors and deans
Throw out these lockets
To sleep with my toys
Get wild and kooky
No missions
No guarding
No labor
No worries
No chin up or back straight---like books are on my head
No armored boots?
I wanna be like other guys
Sleep in a tree like other guys can
Just to be me like other guys get to be
To laugh at my pranks
To sing how I like
Zing the girl of my dreams who thinks I'm a knight
No missions
No guarding
No labor
No worries
No chin up or back straight---like books are on my head
No armored boots!
I wanna be like other guys
Scratch on my knee like other guys can
Just to be me like other GUUUUYS get to be!