Santa: I know your past of isolation
Are as sad as the rumors of Claws
But small as you may be, in formation!
My words are not order but laws
You may try to hide your ignorance
But I see it's very lucid
Cause I'm thinking pain and endurance
Even you can't be that stupid
Elves, prepare for a change on a lifeline
Be prepared for the future at hand
The deadline of Christmas
Is barely in distance
Elias: So where do we come in?
Santa: I know it sounds sudden
But without the scours
Vengeance will be ours
Then God will help them understand
With the parents who lied shamely scared
Elliot: Yeah! Be prepared. Ha, we'll be prepared.
Santa: For the truth about "Christmas"
Elvin: Why? Has he lied?
Santa: No, it's not a man. You fool it's a holiday.
In which we'll burn.
Ed: Good idea, Clawsy. What fool would like Christmas.
Blah! No Christmas! No Christmas! Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!
Santa: Idiot, you won't end Christmas.
Elvin: Hey, but you said we would.
Santa: Grrr. I will end Christmas. Side with me, and you'll never be fibbed on again.
Previous Elves: Yeah! Go Santy! Down with Christmas!
Elves: Down with Christmas! Down with Christmas!
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn!
What fantastic news to be sided
With a guy who has great talk to send
Santa: And as your padrone I've decided
To give you each duties to attend
The power is merely deprecate
And though I'm the true enemy
The thing that I must accentuate
Is don't think a trick outta me!
Pucks, prepare for the cool of the century
Be prepared for the crime of all par (la-la-la!)
Maleficent winter(Elves: We will dine)
Iniquitous center(Elves: On meat prime)
Centuries of falsehood(Elves: Be relished)
Is exactly why we should(Elves: For delish!)
Be seen, into segments
With no cheer nor presents
But as the colossus we are
Hate Christmas for our warning has aired!
All(to YOU): Hate Christmas for our warning has aired!